Vending machines are so homophobic. The mildly retarded one leaves to the restroom. I'm single and I'm Catholic! Fudge him real hard. Religion is like homosexuality:
People should be allowed to love who they love.
I'm single and I'm Catholic! What does one gay say to another homo sitting at the bar? Went around blowing fuses. Why did the gay guy go straight? What did the 2 condoms walking down the street say? Why do gay guys buy ribbed condoms? What's the biggest crime committed by transvestites?
During prostate exam he says "Hey doc your ring is kinda hurtin me, can you take it off? Rabbit wishes for a motorcycle. By the end of the fourth lap, the young rooster had almost caught up to the old rooster. What do the rabbis do with foreskin after a circumsicion? Why was the gay embarrassed when he was caught blowing the well-hung black boy?